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Auctioneer Audio - Why do they do it? Doesn't matter - it's awesome.
Dream Facts
One HUGE beer can collection - 50,000 cans
License Plates of North America, 1969 to present
Wristwatches from the 1970s - dozens for sale - very cool
Osama Bin Laden Gets The Giggles - a very funny cartoon
CryingWhileEating.com - this is truly weird
International Federation of Competitive Eating - we respect the work, but it's truly bizzare
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com - badger badger badger badger snake
555-LIST - 555 numbers from movies, television and radio
The Alex Trebek Bushy Hair Page - homage to the czar of Jeopardy!
Conference Bike - a bicycle built for 7
Common Errors in English - stuff like affect/effect, anyways, irregardless
Sidewalk Art - unbelievable chalk drawings by a guy in L.A.
Commission a Drawing of You with Stevie Nicks - they're around $300, a value by any standard
Tony Orlando Home Page - tie a yellow ribbon around him
Religion Selector - asks you 20 questions and then ranks world religions by how well you fit with them
Panoramic Group Portraits Since 1851 - cool B&W photos. Love the French Legion in 1918.
Lists of Greatest Films - most Oscars, best soundtracks, best foreign films, etc.
Songs From The Roaring 1920s and 1930s - audio from 78 RPM records
Currency Gallery - images of all the U.S. paper money since 1690
Bites and Stings - snakes, gila monsters, spiders, bees
Snakes of Massachusetts - does not include the Kennedys
Types of Beards - illustrations of goatee, mutton chops, colonel sanders
A-Z of Foot Ailments - cracked heel, bunions, nail fungus
Word Salad - if you need a few seemingly unrelated words
Miscellaneous Photos of Denise - not sure who Denise is, but here are a few photos
Iguanas Available for Adoption - listed by city. don't let them be put to sleep.
Dogsledding - they call it 'mushing'
All-Time Box Office Leaders - american movies only
Serengeti Desert - complete guide
Index of Otter Species - 13 different otters
Folk Legends of Japan - every Japanese kid learns 'em
Index of Philosophers - photo/image, bio, list of works
Aviation Photos - awesome
Lycopodium - it's definitely flammable
A Collection of Mead Recipes - vikings drank it
Political Speeches - Audio and Text - LFK, MLK, Nixon, Churchill
Paper Airplanes - everything you need to know from the guy with the world record
Theremin Laboratory - one of the strangest of all musical instruments
Jacob's Ladder Movie - you know - the 'v' shaped thing that a big blue spark shoots across in horror movies
Jacob's Ladder Diagram - make your own
JigZone - solve jigsaw puzzles with the mouse
Physicists on Money - scientists on currency around the world
Gang Land - real stuff about organized crime
The Perpetual Motion Page - they still don't work
Art Cars - horns on the hood are the tip of the iceberg
www.magictricks.com - online magic shop
Roller Coaster Physics - how they work (why they're awesome)
Kite Aerial Photography - photos taken from a kite
Quilting - hundreds of quilting related links
The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World - does not include Stevie Wonder or Wonder Bread
presstube - very cool art project in progress
Time Cube - whoa
The Brick Testament - Lego models from Biblical stories
Waterfall Stamps - postage stamps with waterfalls on them
All 17 Species of Penguin - photo and description of each
Exploding Dog - email this guy a title and he draws a picture
Ghost Detector - 9V battery not included
HeadShaver.org - all head-shaving info
H.R. Giger Gallery - a really spooky artist that we like
Nuclear War Survival Skills - quite detailed and thorough
Lucid Dreaming FAQ and How-To - dreaming while knowing that you're dreaming
Bald Women - tons of photos. you go, ladies - we love it
Tornado Vacation - book a trip with tornado chasers
www.yourbellybutton.net - submit and browse photos of belly buttons
Exotic Soft Drinks - we recommend Red Sas'parilla, Basil Seed Drink, and Chocomel
Hot Sauce List - hundreds of them
Reggae Tour Dates - tour schedule for major reggae bands worldwide
Country Music Hall of Fame - complete list of members
Gallery of Peeps - you know - those yellow marshmallow chickens
List of Cheeses By Country - USA has 24. Egypt has 2.
Trophies - trophies for all sports
The Legalities of Polygraphs - lie-detectors are rarely admissible in court
Wiretapping - complete instructions
Who's On First? - Abbott & Costello Transcript
Photos of Women with Dogs - dozens of them
Toaster Art - photos of paintings, sculpture, tattoos, etc. of toasters
28 Hour Day - an alternative clock with six longer days in a week
Official List of State Birds - by state or genus
Spy Numbers Stations - shortwave radio stations that transmit coded messages to spies and agents
Stuck Trucks - trucks that are stuck in mud or whatever and have to be towed
Photos of Wrecked Exotic Cars - Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Mercedes, Porsches, etc.
Hats for Cats - including Yarmulke, Nan Tucket, and party hat
PimpHats.com - get all your pimp gear here
The Rise and Fall of Atari - Pac-Man and E.T. were the beginning of the end
Beer Cooler Made With a Jet Engine - the beer gets really cold, but don't try this at home
Air Raid Sirens - sound clips and photos
Wedding Gown For Dogs - veil and everything
Rubberband Machine Gun - holds 144 rubber bands
Animal Congregations, or What Do You Call a Group Of.....? - herd of cattle, gaggle of geese, colony of ants
Cartoon Database - Flintstones, Simpsons, Droopy, etc.
Peanut Butter & Co. - restaurant in New York that serves gourmet peanut butter sandwiches
Bottle Organ - like a pipe organ, but with beer bottles
Forkbending - with spiritual channeling, you can bend forks and spoons
www.tarantulas.com - they make terrific gifts
HockeyFights.com - current points leaders
Landshark - plans for the worlds fastest amphibious vehicle - land 200 mph/water 50 mph
Bloodstain On A Band-Aid That looks Like Jesus - also looks like Kris Kristofferson
Monkey Phone Call - for $10 they call whomever you choose and make monkey noises
World History Timeline - shows the Ming Dynasty at around 1400 to 1640 A.D.
Morse Code Translator - not only does it show the dots and dashes, but it plays them, too.
The Curse Of Ham - Genesis 9:20 - 27 - apparently Noah had a son named "Ham"
Bands Named After Places - Alabama, Chicago, Linkin Park, etc.
Easter Island - the most remote spot on Earth
Virtual Drum Kit - click to play each drum
Sugar Gliders - photos of these interesting marsupial pets. almost like flying squirrels.
Hands Free Crutches - for when you just can't be bothered with a broken ankle
Tongue Twister Database - hundreds of them
Removable Lenses - they stick on sunglasses, dive masks, safety glasses
Denny's Reviews - by a guy that's trying to visit all of them
Cliche Finder - searches for cliches that contain a certain word
www.pl8s.com - license plate collectors
Coincidence Design - will generate a 'coincidental meeting' with a potential partner for around $75,000
Timeline of Medievil Inventions - soap was around 800 A.D.
Optical Illusions, Tricks, and Gags - with solutions and explanations
Eat Yer Face Gelatin Mold Kit - makes a jello mold of your face
Script-O-Rama - large database of movie scripts
Reverse Phone Number Lookup - give the number and get the name and address
The Rules of Nomic - a game in which the rules continually change
Victory City - entire city under one roof
Enneagram Types - the 9 personality types and descriptions
How to Go Blonde - several methods for bleaching your hair
Smart Drugs - over the counter drugs that supposedly improve memory, learning, and intelligence
Skinema - dermatology and skin conditions in the movies
Ouija Boards - list of current manufacturers and descriptions
Trebuchet - a HUGE catapult that will fire a piano or whatever you like
The Glass Armonica - musical instrument invented by Ben Franklin
The Minneapolis Drain System - descriptions from people that sneak in with a canoe
Historic Weapons - you know, swords and stuff
Pranks at MIT - they call 'em "hacks"
Beer Recipes - hundreds
Is Tupac Dead? - suspicious facts surrounding the rapper's "death"
Reading Toes - apparently they reveal personality and behavioral information
Crime Check - crime ratings by zip code. Lonesome Studios gets a 7.
United Square Dancers of America - world's largest square dance organization
The Subway Page - maps of subways all over the world
Top 100 Fugitives - photos and full bios
The Album Cover Network - searchable database of album cover artwork
King Kong - put me down, you big ape
Card Trick Central - explains how to do a couple hundred card tricks
Clown Supplies - serving clowns since 1977
Handguns For Sale - current inventory of hundreds
Calvin Klein Magazine Ads - hundreds of photos
Tattoo-A-Pet - ID your pet, because they look a lot alike
Report a Bizarre or Unexplained Event - paranormal phenomena, vanishing/appearing objects, unusual weather, etc.
75 Years of Band-Aid - photos of the metal boxes
Watergun Museum - private collecter of waterguns shows hundreds of photos
Karaoke Commute - videos of a guy who sings karaoke as he drives to work
Welding Hood Fashion - skull, gorilla, bulldog, etc.
How Much Is Inside - shows how much Easy Cheese, Cheerios, shaving cream, etc. is in the container
Rattlesnake Products - belts, hatbands, guitar straps
CatNames - names to give your cat
Paper Airplanes - everything you ever wanted to know
Pop vs. Soda - a U.S. map shows who says what
Bulletproof Bookbags - for kids at tough schools
www.DreamMoods.com - understanding dreams, dream theory, common dreams
Marry My Brother Jon - calling all single ladies
Doorsknobs I Have Touched Today - a photo of every knob or handle this guy touched for 24 hours
Billy-Bob Teeth - decent selection of fake teeth
Giant Humans of the Past - 14 to 16 feet tall
Edible Insects - all about the benefits of eating bugs
Spell Kits - kits for love and money spells as well as hexes and seasonal spells
Chewy Pen - a guy who misses a pen he used to chew
Hats of Meat - we like the baseball hat made of ground beef
Fishing - What's Wrong With It - teach a man to fish and he'll fall under scrutiny
Rubber Band Ball Photos - it's about as big as a basketball
The Belly Button Page - lots of photos of girls' belly buttons
Pistols and Rifles by Clarence - he makes custom high performance weapons
Fish FAQ - How long do fish live? Do tunas have scales?
www.quisp.com - a legend in breakfast cereal
Human Skulls For Sale #1 - medical grade used for research
Human Skulls For Sale #2 - a guy making some extra cash
Clones-R-Us - human and pet cloning available in Costa Rica, Liberia, and Vanuatu.
Jail Babes - female inmate pen-pals
Casket Furniture - Alice Cooper probably shops here
The British Monarchy - official site
Sand Castle Central - way cool sandcastles
Hannibal Press Catalog - books on computer hacking, credit card/ATM fraud, how to steal utilities, etc.
How To Win An Argument - just say "Sit on it, Potsie"
Nun Dolls - they average $170 a pair
The Cosmic Ray Deflection Society - very concerned about the ozone layer
Vintage Hunks - Tough guys from vintage magazines. Real beefcake.
Celebrity Locators - lists of celebrity addresses, birthdays, etc. for sale
The Big Lids Association - people that wear really big hats
Robert Pershing Wadlow - Tallest Man Ever
Ronco.com - love the food dehydrator
Theories on Grimace - speculation about the purple guy from McDonaldland
DisturbingAuctions.com - weird stuff that people have auctioned. we enjoyed the drunken monkey doll and the Clark Gable candle.
Center for Duck Studies - not sure about this one
Worlds Largest Mustard Museum - over 3500 different mustards
The Monty Hall Problem - Should you take what's behind door #3?
Flamingo Mania - If it has a flamingo on it, you can buy it here
Cells Alive - photos cells under a microscope - bacteria, virus, plant, animal
Views of the Solar System - photos of the sun, planets, moons, comets, asteroids
South By Southwest music festival - March 8-17, 2002 in Austin, Texas
Lone Wolf Dogwear - sweaters, vests, and BOOTS for dogs
Taco Bell Net - all things related to Taco Bell
The Nocturnal Society - You do not not have a "sleep disorder" - you are a Nocturnal.
A Thousand Spoons - bigtime spoon collector
Biorhythm Charts - enter your birthdate and see a graph of your physical, emotional, and intellectual cycles
Big Eyes - big, poor, pitiful, weepy, sad eyes
Candle Recycling - make your empties into a new one
The Book of Clichés - phrases to say in times of trouble
Mail Order Brides - Ukranian women seeking husbands. With Photos.
images of various bugs under an electron microscope - flies, ants, flea, mosquito, roach, termite
S.C.U.M. Manifesto - Society to Cut Up Men
Which religion is right for my complexion? - this online tool tells you
Self Surgery Kit - scalpels, clamps, saws - only $299
Poncho Land - for the love of ponchos
Sexiest Voice Contest - submit yours
Snarg - not sure what this is, but it's cool
Astrobutter - something about outer space and butter
Postal Experiments - what you can mail and what you can't
Ladies' Weapons - handguns and M16s with pretty colors and patterns
EmbarrassingProblems.com - advice on all things private. Lunch found badly needed info on belly button discharge and toenail infection.
The Vampire Galleria - photos of celebrities made to look like vampires. Brooke Shields with fangs is cool.
Juggling Information Service - help with juggling, photos, things that you shouldn't juggle
www.zamboni.com - A household name in ice resurfacing machines
Hearse Classifieds - buy or sell a hearse or ambulance
www.StreetMattress.com - view and submit photos of abandoned mattresses
www.IHateClowns.com - Clown Free Zone
Visual Effects Headquarters - information on visual effects in current films
Celestis - Have your ashes shot into space
Chupacabra Home Page - legendary creature that roams Puerto Rico and drains blood from goats
Painting by John Wayne Gacy for sale - It's $30,000, but it is a clown
ShatnerRocks.com - William Shatner recorded a CD in 1968. Hear it here.
Graffiti Photos by City - not just Chicago, LA, and New York.
Barcode Generator - converts any number to a bar code/upc symbol
Ant Cam - live cameras on an ant farm
Chicago Pizza - listing of every pie for sale in the city
DailyConfession.com - people confess, but the juice is in other people's comments
Arial Photos - view anywhere in the U.S.
Virtual Turntables - spin vinyl and scratch
Text to Speech - the computer will say whatever you type
MetaSpy - shows you real-time what people are typing into MetaCrawler search engine
Nose Pilot - short Flash movie about God knows what
Origins of Band Names - "Lunch" was our dog's name
Television Passings - roster of TV actors that are no longer with us. Lunch still misses Vic Tayback.
Official Vatican Web Site - the javascript was divinely inspired
Death Row Speaks - death row inmates' journals, poems, letters, and requests for pen-pals
www.spraying-and-marking.com - learn all about why your cat sprays. Our drummer does it sometimes, too.
Psychic Job Application - "Your intuitive gifts are all you need"
Rhinoplasty Tutorial - photos of nose surgery
How to Build a Chicken Bomb - hide the jar and it will REALLY stink in a few months
Top 5 Lists - pretty funny
Phobia List - all things that scare us. Pogonophobia - Fear of beards
NotSpeaking.com - a one year vow of silence
Exotic Game Meats - Lion, Rattlesnake, Zebra, etc.